Friday, January 30, 2015

Bust

7-Day Exercise Report

This past week has been more or less an exercise bust. An outing with my daughters in New York on the weekend, an occasional snowstorm to shovel, and the sporadic walking of the dog provided the bulk of my mileage.

The rest of my family takes turns taking Arliss out, and they go often enough that he can do all of his doggie business. So, I find that I need to coax him when I want to walk for fun, and he rarely cooperates. When it is cold and windy, that mini-me couch potato rarely deigns to step off the front porch, choosing instead to sniff the air, turn around, and beg to be let back in the house. Not one to question the superior canine intuition, I follow him in, and shortly we are once again ensconced in our respective favorite winter hibernation spots, curled up and comfy despite the raging snowstorms which, if not currently in our neighborhood, still could show up at any moment. We stay in.

Ok, let's stop blaming Arliss. I am the one that needs to exercise, and it is not my dog's responsibility to make sure I follow through.

I had fun shoveling snow this week. I had fun walking with the puppy, the few times he accommodated my desire to take a spin around the block and take in some fresh air. I had lots of fun walking around the city with my daughters, though we spent most of the day sitting, in restaurants and at the theater.

I did move a bit more this week than last. I did laundry and light housework. I went to the library, visited family, started to clean out a closet.

However, I mostly sat.

I made excuses. I wrote about exercise. I wrote about everything else under the sun. In one afternoon I read a whole book of poetry, on the subject of the dead and the undead, written by various famous authors, none of whom mentioned lack of exercise as the cause of the demise of their deceased. Some of the poets' subjects died of heartache, of loneliness. Emily Dickinson said she would not stop living to accommodate Death's need for her company, so Death had to stop what he was doing to come to her.

I see Dickinson's shadow when I look in my mirror—she's sitting in her parlor, writing poetry, thinking about how sitting around and writing poetry and otherwise not getting out much might possibly lead to an early grave.

In short, I spent the majority of my time this week engaged in a great deal of physical inactivity.

Why, you might ask?

To this, I say, "Don't judge me."

"Walk a mile in my moccasins."

"Stress. The other red meat." (Trying to be funny, here. Get it? "Pork. The other white meat." Red meat will kill you. Ha ha. Ha... Oh, forget it. Humor does not translate well in this venue.)

What could be so hard about exercising, that I have failed to meet my goal for this week?

You don't even know.

But for all of you who spent the same amount of time as I did, or more, passively captured in a state of inactivity, I want you to know that you are not alone in your struggles when you find it difficult to get motivated to get moving.

Hats off to you, for reading about motivation to exercise!

And, here's a toast, "To next week!"

It may look like next week promises to be more of the same, but next week is going to be in for a bit of a surprise. We are going to kick next week's butt, and make it answer the clarion call "To Exercise!"