Tuesday, January 6, 2015

7 Reasons to Consider Skipping Exercise Today

Are these good reasons to skip exercise today?

1. You're dead.

Yes. Go ahead and skip today's daily exercise. While even a tiny bit of exercise might have made you feel better yesterday, no amount of exercise whatsoever is going to make any difference today. You're done!

2. You're up to your eyeballs on a snow-covered mountain waiting for Ski Patrol to find you and stop the bleeding.

Yes. Keep breathing, gently, and don't move a muscle. Exercising increases the heart rate and shortens the time it takes to bleed out.

3. You're in the emergency room waiting for the x-ray to see which bones are broken.

Yes. Keep breathing, gently, and don't move a muscle. This is not the time for "Head Tall," "Spine Lengthening," and not even "Ab Tightening." Any exercise at all may put one of your nerves at risk of permanent incapacitation by being severed by the shards of a broken bone.

4. You're being held hostage by a gunman in a bank.

Yes. Keep breathing gently, and don't move a muscle. You don't want to attract attention to yourself by making any sudden motions. You want to be able to breathe tomorrow, and you can't do that if you are shot dead today.

5. You are sick in bed with Ebola.

Yes. Keep breathing, gently, and don't move a muscle. Exercising increases the heart rate and shortens the time it takes to bleed out.

6. You are pinned under a desk in a building that has fallen due to earthquake and you cannot move a muscle, but you are not bleeding and your bones are not broken.

No. Even if you are not able to move a single muscle, think about moving your muscles. The latest research shows that the simple act of thinking about moving a muscle by exercising can improve muscle strength and maintain a greater level of fitness, even when the muscle you are thinking about is totally incapacitated.

7. You are sick in bed with anything short of Ebola.

No. You need to keep up your spirits and keep up your strength. You'll need the extra energy exercise can afford when you are on your way to recovery.

Keep moving, every muscle possible, no matter how sick you are. Even just a little bit of motion will help to avoid muscle atrophy, which can happen faster than you ever thought possible.

8. Why are you even looking here for a Number 8 on this list?

No! There is not a single reason not to exercise that we have not already covered. You are still breathing. MOVE something now!